"So tonight was more a sort of… mutual favour, sir?" Lewrie inquired.
"She needed p'rtection, I need seamen," Lilycrop shrugged his assent. "An' I drop by, now'n again, visit her establishment…"
"Just to keep your hand in, sir?" Lewrie snickered, though it hurt a bit.
"So t'speak, young sir," Lilycrop wheezed. "Bridey allus did treat her girls better'n most, got th' handsomest. An' treated her oldest'n best customers t'th' finest her house has t' offer. Did ye do her much damage?"
"Some, sir. Nothing too sore, I suspect, but-"
"Got her ear t'th' ground, Bridey does, Mister Lewrie," the old man snorted, coming up for air from his ale tankard like a seal blowing foam. "Bridey'U be back in business t'morro' night, but I s'pect she'll come 'round here, all blowin' an' huffin' 'bout her damages. She'll demand th' Crown square it for her…"
"Make you several attractive offers, sir?" Lewrie smirked. The smirk was easier on his lip than the full-mouthed grin.
"Oh, indeed!" Lilycrop beamed like a beatific cherub, and sucked air through his teeth in expectation. "Like I say, she's some damned handsome quim in her stable, oh my, yes! An' a poor ole cripple such'z myself can't do 'em that much harm, th' little darlin's… anyways, I 'spect, like I said, that she'll have more trade f r us. I've expense money 'nough t'cover half o' her damages, an' she can make up th' overage. But, she'll whisper th' name an' th' address o' sev'ral more bawdy houses an' hideaways, where seamen're t'be found. An' put some o' her new competition's noses outa joint, inta th' bargain. Oh, 'tis a grand bus'ness, th' Impress Service, Lewrie! A toppin' bus'ness!"
It was for Lilycrop, at any rate. And, as Regulating Captain for the Deptford district, he didn't have to risk life and limb out in the streets, either! He had his lieutenants to do "the dirty."
And he was finally making himself, in the twilight of his naval career, a truly princely living. Lewrie hadn't dared to probe into another officer's affairs-a friend's affairs-but he had seen Lieutenant Bracewaight's ledgers a few days after reporting for duty. They'd shared a brace of wine bottles at their rendezvous tavern where they both lodged, and Bracewaight, he of the missing hand, the eyepatch and the wooden dentures, had left them open when he jaunted out back for the "jakes."
Still carried by the Navy Pay Office as a half-pay officer with a disablement pension, plus Impress Service allowances and subsistences, the swarthy swine was making fourteen shillings sixpence per day-more than a senior post-captain in command of a 3rd Rate!-and with travel and lodging reimbursed on his own say-so, plus the bonuses paid-five shillings for each raw landsman volunteer signed, up to ten shillings for each ordinary or able seaman brought in, by hook or by crook! And Lewrie rather doubted if Captain Lilycrop was maintained per diem in any less fashion, or denied any bounties of recruitment.
So far, up until that evening, that is, Lewrie had been spared the sordid side of the press. He'd run the tender from Deptford Hard down-river to the Nore, full of hopeful innocents or gloomy experienced seamen. He'd set up shop, to assist the other officers, at rendezvous taverns up and down the river; the Horse Groom at Lambeth Marsh, the King's Head at Rotherhithe, and the Black Boy Trumpet at St. Katherine's Stairs. They'd lay on music, hornpipes, beat the drum, and go liberally with rum and ale. His "gang" was half a dozen swaggering Jolly Jacks, True-blue Hearts of Oak, as gay and "me-hearty" as any gullible young calfhead could wish for. They were full of a fund of stories, chanties, japes and cajolery. Enough cajolery that many disappointed landsmen, many a young lad, had enlisted. And real, tarry-handed tarpaulin men, experienced sailors, had joined the Navy during those recruiting parties. Like the men pressed at sea off the Five Sisters, they at least had a chance to claim the Joining Bounty, and go with a pack of their old shipmates, instead of being shoved into just any old crew. They might return to a warship they'd served in before, with an officer they trusted! Navy work might not pay as high as merchant, but the crews were much larger, so the labour was shared out in smaller dollops. The food was regulated in quantity and quality, and in the Navy at least, they could complain, within reasonable bounds, if it wasn't. And there was the liberal rum issue, too!
And there was the excitement, the danger and the glamour of it all, for sailors and landlubbers alike. For many, it was a means of escaping their dreary existence. Boredom played a part, as did failure at trade or domestic service, as did poverty. For many farm labourers, enlisting in the Navy meant freedom from the narrowness of rural life, the mindless drudgery, the uncertain nature of putting food in one's belly-and the uncertain nature of the food itself.
And more than a few volunteers were running away from shrewish wives, demanding sweethearts they hoped to jilt, too many children at their ankles, or lasses turning up "ankled" and suing for marriage.
Well, perhaps the Impress had more than a few sordid sides, Alan had to admit. At those same jolly recruiting fairs, he'd seen masters connive to offer up their apprentices, to ship them off to sea so they would be spared the expense of feeding and clothing them, then register their indentures at the Navy Pay Office so they could draw off the impressed apprentices' pay! He'd seen rivals in love, or those selfsame jilted young girls, get their own back by whispering the location of a prime hand. Unhappy wives could find a way to pack off the brute who beat them once too often. Relations, usually in-laws, could rescue their family's good name, and their daughter or niece, from a marriage or engagement to someone unsuitable, if he was sound enough to man the tops of a fighting ship, or pulley-hauley in the waist.
And there were the lads, bastards like himself, who'd proved to be an embarrassment. Putative fathers would bring them 'round, tip the recruiting officer the wink, and leave them gamely weeping as future cabin servants, powder-monkeys or landsmen. Mothers, who had too many mouths to feed as it was… widows who might get their new man to marry if the brat was gone!… or wives who wished to dally without testimony from sons to unwitting or absent husbands and fathers…
And, there were the raids on taverns, brothels and lodgings, like the one they'd pulled that night. That took a different "gang," with no need for Jolly Jacks and "me-hearty" True-blue Hearts of Oak. Cudgels of oak, more like!
The brutal fact was that there were a myriad of landsmen, but no surplus of seamen, and it took at least a third to a half of a crew of a warship to be made up of seamen, if she had a hope of getting to sea and surviving once she'd made her offing. Englishmen would not tolerate conscription for any military service; that smacked of brutal central government oppression. The only way left was the 'Press. And only seamen were liable to be pressed… supposedly. Though many innocent civilians caught in the wrong place at the wrong time were swept into the tenders. Yet the 'Press was so opposed by local magistrates, and the courts deluged with wrongful-taking suits, the Impress Service so thinly manned, that they could never "sweep the streets," as the public's popular image held. It had to be done with craft and guile. With stealth and speed, in the dead of night.
"So you expect another raid soon, sir?" Lewrie asked at last.
"T'morro' night, I'd wager, soon'z Bridey whispers a few words in me shell-like ear, hee hee! An' ye done well, so I've a mind ye'll go on that'un, too."
"Of course, sir," Lewrie sighed. "Uhm, have any letters come?"
"Nothin' from yer good wife t'day, Mister Lewrie," his superior grunted. "Aye, if a feller's goin' t'commit th' folly, then I give ye points f r good taste, me lad. She's a livin', breathin' angel, Mistress Lewrie is. Even finer'n all th' others I saw ye squirin' in th' West Indies. An' they was mighty fine."
"I was hoping the Admiralty-?" Lewrie prayed.
"Nothin' from them, neither. Oh, I know ye b'long at sea, an' it rare breaks me heart t'see ye took so low, Mister Lewrie," Lilycrop commiserated, topping up his ale. "I've wrote meself. Locker, down t'th' Nore… Jackson an' Stephens, an' Admiral Hood, too. Nothin'z come back t'me, official, so far, neither. Did get wind o' somethin', though…" Lilycrop frowned.
"Yes, sir?" Lewrie sat up hopefully.
"'Member how ye used t'speak about politics so glib, Lewrie?"
"Aye, sir?"
"Well, from what I gather, unofficial-like, 'tis petty politics holdin' ye back. Some rear admiral, name o' Sinclair?"
"Oh, shit. I knew he hated me more'n cold, boiled mutton."
"And, there's another… some retired rear admiral. Not on any board, but he has lots of patronage an' influence… man ye crossed in the Bahamas, I hear tell."
"Commodore Garvey?" Lewrie gasped. "He's Yellow Squadron scum! How could he sway my appointment?"
"Aye, that's th' name," Lilycrop nodded between healthy swigs. "Rich as Midas, I hear, tied fall th' nabobs in th' City. Civilians don't know Yellow Squadron… nor what it means. They retire a fool'r a cheat, they bump him in rank, 'stead o' cashierin'r court-martiallin' th' bastard, an' he's Rear Admiral o' the Blue, respectable-lookin'z anythin'. Rumour is, ye exposed 'im, him an' a pack o' thieves, your last commission. An' now he's thick with th' thieves this side o' th' ocean who liked th' old way o' Bahamas dealin'. High-placed thieves, too. That means under-th'-table, petticoat talk… rich City society wives'n mistresses with th' ear o' Navy Board wives'n mistresses. I 'spect that's why ye sat these last years on th' beach t'begin with."
"My God, I never thought…!" Alan exclaimed. Of course, the last few years ashore, I didn't give a further Navy career the time of day, he confessed to himself. Show up at my door, back when we'd first started, and I'd have run the bastard through who'd have sent me back to sea so quick!
But now there's a real war…! He sighed, squirming with impatience to do something more meaningful than coshing drunken sailors on the head and dragging them off by their ankles.
"Fear nought, me lad," Lilycrop cautioned. "Corral enough men, ye'll get yer ship. Look at Bracewaight. There's rumours he'd done an arrangement… he fetches in 200 seamen, they give him an active commission. One-handed'r no, he's still a dev'lish sharp scaly-fish, an' just as wasted here'z ye are. There's a midshipman, down t'th' Nore, braggin' that his hundredth recruit'11 fetch his lieutenantcy! 'Course, he's a high-up Dockyard sea-daddy f r a patron, I'm told."
Two hundred pressed men, Lewrie almost gagged? At the rate I'm going, that'll take 'til next Christmas, and how long'll this war last?
And with just whom, exactly, did one make such a Devil's bargain?
He vowed to "smoke out" Bracewaight at the first opportunity. And write yet another pleading, weekly letter to the Admiralty.
Chapter 4
Old Bridey, the Mother Abbess, must have had decades of hard begrudgements to work off (or far costlier damage done to her establishment), for the next few days, and nights, were filled with raids.
The Impress Service dealt with deserters, both those who ran deliberately and stayed away, and those who "straggled." There were some who'd run, intent upon life-long escape from Navy service. And there were some who volunteered over and over again, collecting the Joining Bounty, then taking "leg-bail" to enlist under another alias. Their raids netted about a dozen of the worst offenders, and put the fear of capture in many others.
